CONGRATULATIONS, JIM.

You have selected verbal accountability.

Your training begins now.

  1. Identify the woman.
  2. Identify the intention.
  3. Identify the plan.
  4. Send the message before the Council of Women deletes your bloodline from the archive.

Manual version, if you are feeling brave:

Hey, I like talking to you and I’d like to take you on an actual date. Would you want to go to [place/activity] with me on [specific day]?

Recommended version:

Send her the actual date page. It is cute, direct, and makes you look like a man with both whimsy and follow-through.

This page does not mention the incident, the tribunal, the virus, or the cyberbullying you endured to get here. It simply makes you look charming. You are welcome.

Open the Date Request Page